User:Keapy

I thought once you made your fortune, you could sit back and count your loot. But now that I've conquered Beansboro I'm ready to trade this suit. I want a crown that fits me. I want a cape that flows. Six yards of fur and velvet. Right down to my crooked toes. There's no more snow! There's no more snow! Look how they love me! The clouds up above me couldn't compete with my dough! Let mother nature try to win, I'll give her blizzards quite a spin. Just try and stop me. No one can stop me. Let my kingship begin!